THE LAST SHIFTHUMAN RESOURCES, LITERALLY.
PUBLIC ALPHA

EST. AFTER AI TOOK YOUR ACTUAL JOB

THE LAST SHIFT.

The last humans. The most pointless jobs.

100% HUMAN0% USEFULSTILL HAVE TO CLOCK IN
HUMANITY’S RESIGNATION REQUEST HAS BEEN DENIEDCOUNTING HUMANS…
Connecting to Human Resources…
SHIFT#----NO OVERTIME PAY

HUMANITY CAN CLOCK OUT IN

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ESTIMATED END: --:--OVERTIME: +00 / 15 MIN

One click. The entire office hates you.

01 / WHO ARE YOU?

PERSONNEL FILE
THE LAST SHIFT
DEPT. OF LAST HUMANSS01
HUMAN
NOT HIRED

YOUR EXCLUSIVE EMPLOYEE NUMBER

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THIS COULD BE YOU.

SEAT: NONEALIVE: 0 DAYS
PROPERTY OF
THE INTERNET

A nice number won’t raise your salary. It is nice, though.

02 / PICK A PLACE TO LOOK BUSY

FLOOR 01
99 floors · 24 seats each · first to claim keeps it forever.
24 UNIQUE SEATS / FLOOR 01-- / 24 SEATS FREE

A seat is optional. You can still clock in, hunt badges, and ruin everyone’s clock-out time.

SEAT UNDER REVIEW

Pick a seat. The AC does not believe in equality.

03 / CLOCK IN

DAILY

TODAY’S SHIFT

STAMP PAPERS.
STAY ALIVE.

12 documents. Nobody reads them.
You still have to stamp them.

+3 WORK STAMPS+1 DAY ALIVE
YOUR WORK STAMPS00

04 / PERFECTLY POINTLESS TIMING

UTC+7
NEXT TARGET
--:--:--

A second late? Still human.
An hour late? Back to work.

SERVER TIME / UTC+7--:--:--

Claim window: ±3 seconds. One owner per target each day, decided by server time.

COLLECTION: 0 BADGES

POINTLESS PAPER TRAIL

OFFICE FEED

    CONNECTING

    ONE SHARED OFFICE. Claimed numbers and seats have one permanent owner, stored on the server. Your session cookie lasts 30 days and renews when you return. Save your private recovery code for a new device or cleared cookies. Being absent for over 48 hours never releases your number or seat.

    APPLICATION TO REMAIN HUMAN

    HR HAD HIGHER HOPES

    CONGRATULATIONS.
    YOU’RE EMPLOYED.

    Salary: nonexistent. Employee number: potentially excellent.

    #

    CHECKING…

    PROVE YOU HAVEN’T BEEN REPLACED BY A SCRIPT

    Contacting the Department of Human Verification…

    Verification does not reserve a number. Only a successful claim makes it yours. First to finish keeps it forever.

    Each number has one owner across the entire office. A successful claim includes a private recovery code.
    DEPARTMENT OF UNNECESSARY APPROVALS

    DAILY ASSIGNMENT

    00 / 12

    WHY READ IT?
    JUST APPROVE IT.

    MEMO 001 / EXTREMELY URGENT

    Request a meeting to agree on the meeting schedule.

    Signed: someone who also doesn’t want to be here.

    Click 12 times. That is the entire job description.
    EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK / THE UNREAD EDITION

    WELCOME TO

    THE LAST
    SHIFT.

    1. CLAIM A NUMBER. One number, one owner across the office. Absence never releases it.
    2. CLAIM A SEAT. 99 floors, each with 24 unique seats. Floor plus position identifies one seat. A seat is optional; the rest of the game still works without one. Each employee may claim one permanent seat across the whole building, including fancy floors and the boss’s chair. Choose carefully. You’ll be looking at that printer forever.
    3. STAMP 12 DOCUMENTS DAILY. Earn 3 work stamps and add 1 day to your streak. The day resets at 00:00 UTC+7. After 48 hours without clocking in, your human status expires; work again to revive it. Your number, seat, and collection stay yours.
    4. CATCH A PERFECT TIME. 11:11:11, 12:34:56, and 22:22:22 (UTC+7), within ±3 seconds of server time. Each real target has one owner per day. Each employee may earn one practice badge; practice badges are not exclusive.
    5. DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON. Everyone shares a 1-hour shift. Spend 1 work stamp to add 5 minutes for everyone, up to 15 extra minutes per shift. Clock-out starts a new shift automatically; employee profiles remain.

    THREE CLOCKS. ONE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.

    Your session: A private cookie keeps you signed in for 30 days and renews when you return. No ChatGPT account needed.

    Your human status: 48 hours from creating your profile or your latest clock-in. Expiry never takes your number or seat.

    The office shift: One shared server clock. Closing your tab does not stop it.

    New device / cleared cookies: Use “Recover employee” with your saved private code. The code stays the same; recovery ends your previous sessions.
    LOCKER / YOUR ONLY EMPLOYEE BENEFIT

    NO SALARY.
    PLENTY OF BADGES.
    DEPARTMENT OF MISPLACED EMPLOYEES

    FORGOT TO QUIT.
    REMEMBER YOUR CODE?

    Enter your saved private code to restore your number, seat, and collection. The code stays the same; this signs out the profile’s previous sessions.
    PRIVATE ENVELOPE / FILE UNDER KEEP FOREVER

    DO NOT SEND THIS CODE TO YOUR BOSS

    KEEP YOUR NUMBER.
    KEEP YOUR CODE.

    Save this code now to recover your profile on another device, after your session expires, or after clearing cookies. Anyone with the code can access your profile. Keep a private copy: the same code can recover a claim after a lost connection.

    Closing this window hides the code. Employee card images never include your recovery code.